Gorseling
Quick Facts
Say it: gore-sling
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Size : 3ft tall
Diet : Fruit, plants and insects
Environment : Forests and Farms
Intelligence : Low
Did You Know : Some breeds of gorseling can fire their thorns at you from a distance. Watch out for those ones!
Pickled Gorseling

4 gallons of vinegar
1 gorseling

Directions:
Place the vinegar in a sealable container. Place the gorseling in the vinegar soon after the creature is slain so that the freshness will remain throughout the process. Seal the container and let it sit for approximately 2 weeks. During this time, the gorseling may swell up inside the container. If it gets too large, remove it and place it in a larger container of vinegar.

Once the 2 weeks have passed, you should be able to break off little bits of the creature (especially the thorns) for a tasty sandwich condiment. Plus, the gorseling in the jar can be used as a Halloween decoration!
 
 
'You thought were impits were bad? These ones are every bit as malicious, and have THORNS to boot!' - Imerin the canopy elf, as he angrily plucked thorns from his bum

If you happen upon a particularly nasty patch of stinging nettles or thorny vines, odds are good that either a gorseling caused it, or is currently living inside of it. These botanical-based little monsters are devoted to sucking and choking the life from all other plants and replacing it with brier and gorse. This is partly because it's their favoured habitat, and partly because they seem to relish the misery their prickly preferences cause.

Like a weed, they spread their painful plants anywhere they go and as far as possible. A farmer who finds a vine covered in thorns on his land is in for a hard fight to save his crops, both from the brier and from the greedy gorselings that gulp down any veggies and fruit they can get their hands on. It's no secret why the saying 'stubborn as a gorseling patch' is a popular phrase amongst farmers.

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Removing the Threat

They tend to swarm in packs, and will do their best to scratch you with their claws or stick you with the thorns that grow all over their bodies. Close combat with them can be tricky because of this. But as with all things, they have exploitable weaknesses. Gorselings, as you might have been already able to guess, don't care much for fire. Their oily skin keeps them from going up in flames like a dry leaf pile, but it will still cause them a great deal of distress. Just make sure that you've got the next step of your attack in mind, because once you set a gorseling aflame, they're going to be VERY angry.